Stay up too late
Waiting for the earth to
Cool down. I
Thought I was okay
Moving from the man who talked to himself and thought we were all plotting against him
Yet
Now I lay in bed and the
World
Presses in on my chest
Like those hydraulic videos on YouTube
And I'm so very concerned about
If anything will
Ooze out
When I finally pop
Or if I'm just a flaccid "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" balloon
Limp-dicked and hovering above the pergo floor
Waiting for the half-life of helium
To let me lay flat.
jcb