the shirt post (and probably not the last shirt post)

Hello blog.  I’ve been lax in updating you and the reason is simple: I’m cheating on you with Tumblr.  Blog, you’re great, but we’ve been together for so long that things were starting to get … stale.  So one night, in a drunken stupor, I stumbled over to Tumblr and said, “Baby, you got great legs.”  The rest is history.  And for a while now we’ve been fucking like rabbits.  And it’s been great.  The sex has been … really great.  Life changing, really.  And it’s so simple: text, photo, audio, video, it’s all right there, like a rack of your favorite sex toys just waiting to be used1.

So why did I come back?  There is a long, complicated answer to that question, and there is also a really short, ridiculous answer.

I’ll give you the short, ridiculous answer:

I want to, nay, need to write a blog about my t-shirts. Continue reading

  1. Except Chat, that one’s like the dildo that’s just a liiiiittle too big.