computer nostalgia

For years, I have been terrified to building a computer, and skittish at best at upgrading one. Despite my knowledge of software and operating systems, I really knew very little about hardware, and even more about the new technology that was coming out. I grew up with old computers, 486, Pentium, Pentium II, etc. The idea of a “two core” processor was foreign to me. My last computer, the one I bought aaalll the way back in 2004, had a single core processor, and back then no one called them “single core” processors, it was just Intel or AMD. Back in that time, I purchased a 256MB thumbdrive for $45. Now that just seems ridiculous. But it also seems ridiculous when I think about my first time dealing with computers, playing Space Invaders on a sepia-toned monochromatic 386 computer with two 5.25 floppy drives and Windows 3.1.

As of 2009, I have owned a dual core processor machine, with 4GB of ram and a 500GB hard drive. It is called Magrageeves (I give my computers weird names) and at the time it was a godsend. My old single-core computer, Albatross, was getting very, very old, and had experienced a bad static electricty problem oh, nearly six years ago now, and thus would freeze up randomly, forcing me to restart frequently. The only reason I stayed with that computer is because I was too poor to buy a new one. It was college, what can you do. So the purchase of a brand new system was exciting to me, but also kind of nervewracking. I had to buy something relatively cheap, but something that could do what I wanted, namely play video games. So I opted for a dual core, because quad cores at that time were super expensive. Five hundred gigabytes, I thought, would last me forever. How do you fill up 500GB of space? The cost of Magrageeves was $470.

Later on I purchased a “bare-bones” computer kit for $200. An AMD Phenom quad core processor, 2GB of ram that I upgraded to 4GB, a 500GB hard drive, power supply, a shitty case, etc etc. I was supposed to put it together myself. I was nervous. See, Albatross had been sitting in the garage for months now, collecting dust, and at one point I decided to turn it on. I turned it on and experienced a series of beeps and no Windows loading. After some investigating, I quickly discovered that Albatross was Dead, a lifeless hunk of scrap metal. So I did something that I would do frequently with toys as a child: I took it apart. God damn it felt good. I hadn’t taken apart anything for a long time, because at some point it became apparent to my developing brain that while I was good at taking things apart and investigating them, I was horrible at putting them back together. I distinctly remember the piles of parts of Transformer toys I disassembled and then kind of half-heartedly reassembled, and how they looked nothing like they used to. I then said, Well, let’s stop doing this.

So I took apart Albatross and looked at what made it tick. Of course, what was in that box and what is in my newer computers is a little different. Better technology, more upgraded thingymajigs. I don’t know the name of everything, but I know generally what goes where, how to plug in things, etc. And I used that information along with basic instructions to build the bare-bones computer. It was painless! The only issue is that the hard drive light doesn’t light up, despite plugging the right connecting pin (or whatever that’s called). But I did it. I constructed something. It made me feel good. It was as close to working on a car as I’ll ever get.

Now my plan is to upgrade! I was going to upgrade my dual-core to a quad-core behemoth, but thankfully through some research I found that the motherboard on that computer can’t handle more than 4GB of ram. So the next idea is to upgrade the quad core and make it the main computer in my house (the other being a guest computer/recording computer). I can add a 1TB hard drive, a shiny new ATI Radeon graphics card, and two sticks of 4GB ram (this mobo can go up to 8GB) for under $200, though I’ll probably have to chip in and get a new computer fan, too.

Oh, and randomly, I discovered that Albatross’s 80GB hard drive still works, and so I put it in the quad-core machine. Honestly, I’ve never had a hard drive fail on me, ever. People must be pushing those things like mad to get them to burn out on them.

I know this goes against the general patois of this blog, but I’ve become quite proud of my ability to deal with computers like this, and I can’t wait to buy the parts to upgrade my quad core. There’s something about getting your hands dirty and putting stuff together yourself that makes you more invested in those things. For some it’s gardens, for others it’s cars, and for me it’s computers. So there! Deal with it! *sunglasses fall onto my face*

giving people music on the internet is hard, or, disregard this post

Giving away music on the internet is hard.  Not as difficult as, say, selling it online, but still pretty hard.  The reason is because technology hasn’t yet caught up to ideal intuitiveness.  We’re getting there.  Really close, actually. But we’re still burdened by middleman steps.  Namely, .zip files, downloads, searches.

There needs to be a universal program1 that easily allows someone to grab your music and listen to it immediately.  Now you say, “Josh, that already exists, it’s called streaming.”  And I reply: streaming sucks.  Ideally.  Pragmatically, it’s a great way to instantly listen to music, but what if you want to put the track on your computer?  Especially if it’s a free track?  This isn’t too hard, you just download and click on .. you know what, I’m confusing myself with this worthless preamble.  Let’s just get on with my idea.

A music bin. Which exists maybe on the toolbar, since toolbars are pretty universal.  When you come across a website that has music that you can download, all you have to do is click and drag the music link up to the toolbar, and it “dumps” the song into the bin2. The song gets downloaded and immediately updated in your music program of choice (iTunes, Winamp, WMP, whatever [or maybe all three]). Maybe it has a setting where the song is played immediately. Either way, you have downloaded the song and don’t have to worry about finding it in your computer, transferring it, or really messing with it at all.

Now (and this is why I thought this up), if a person is offering a free ALBUM, or EP, they ususally send it as a .zip file.  This music bin program would unzip the file, extract the files to place in whatever folder you deem worthy, and updates your music program. This is important because it eliminates the stupid step of opening Windows Explorer, opening the .zip file, C&Ping the tracks, moving them to your folder, etc etc.

… wait a minute.  I just described a torrent file. Good god I’m an idiot.

  1. And by that I mean PC/Mac/Linux.
  2. I have a feeling iTunes probably does something similar to this, knowing the Mac interface in general.

on search engine optimization

I won’t lie: I google myself.  A lot.  Usually in the dark with a glass of merlot.  Without pants on.

What’s cool about my name is that it’s very difficult for people to remember how to spell.  Most people desperately want to spell my last name “Bellville”, but that’s just not how it’s spelled.  My name is spelled Belville and there’s just no way that’s going to change.  I don’t like the Bellville spelling.  It seems off somehow.  Belleville is better but I’m just not that French.  And so I have my bastardized surname of Belville, which is also a line of Lego toys for girls, if you didn’t know that already.

I bring this up because if you google “Josh Belville”, this website is the first result.  More importantly, the first page is all me: Myspace, Facebook, last.fm, thesixtyone, even burn out sites like The Next Big Sound and LinkedIn.  It’s all me.  Whoa, I even make the whole second page!  And the third page!  And the fourth!

Even if you don’t put quotes in Google when you search my name, it still is all me.  If you search “joshua belville”, the first site that pops up is my acting/music website.  Point being not so much that I have mastered the art of SEO, but more that I have just the right amount of Unusual to my name.

Unfortunately that means bunk if you don’t know how to spell it.

If you search “zornog”, with the notable exception of King Zornog from the Star Wars comic books1, it’s all me for the first page.  And the second.

So the question becomes: how important is this?  How important is it to be so integrated into Google when no one knows how to properly spell your name?  Should I add “bellville” into my meta tags so that people can essentially misspell my name and still get to my website?  Actually … that’s probably a good idea.  But the point is, should anyone wish to find me through the internet, their chances of doing so are Extremely High, but only if they spell my name correctly.

Alternately, they could search for “zornog” and effectively find me.

… In other words, I’m doomed.

  1. You know, those comic books were printed in the 1980s … which means my internet nom de plume takes on a whole new ironic novelty.

the first age has passed. all hail the second age of computers!

In 2004 I purchased a computer using my sweet, sweet financial aid money.  It cost me around $750 dollars.  I named it the Fortress of Consternation.  It had two drives (one a partition of the other).  I named the C: Gondolora and the D: Panda Bears.  I’ve had this computer for five years, and most of the time it was damaged, freezing on random occasions, making my life a living hell sometimes.

Well, the Age of Gondolora is over.  I have purchased a new computer, for nearly half as much money but twice as much power.  This computer is called Magrageeves, and it rises from the fiery ashes of Gondolora.  It has only one drive, but it is Large, and I need to name it.  Right now it’s called Pencil Bandit, which I think is kind of funny, but not really appropriate.  Suggestions?

The Fortress of Consternation is not dead, however.  From all ruins come new civilizations.  Gondolora and Panda Bears shall be razed, and on their ground shall be built new cities, under the watchful eye of Ubuntu, lord of Free Operating Systems.  There peace shall prosper and man shall learn how to access Terminal and receive Root.  And life will be good.

Really, I’m just stoked cause I can play Morrowind again.  Morrowind!

things you need to know (for the future)

Okay, some big changes are coming to this website.

Most importantly, I have (finally!) registered joshuabelville.com.  This will now be the central site for my music and acting.  It will be a website resume, bascially.  zornog.net, meanwhile, will house my personal stuff, like this blog, and comics, and writings, and etc etc.  That doesn’t mean jb.com won’t be active, it’s just that it will be specific for my music and acting.

So!  Be prepared to bookmark that site.  I imagine it will go live in February or March, depending on how busy I am in February.

I have also, for my own protection, registered zornog.com and zornog.org.  My site used to be on zornog.com, before it expired and some bastard parked on it for years.  Now it’s free and I have it!  Hoorah.  (for the record: someone is currently parked on joshbelville.com, or else I would’ve bought it instead of joshuabelville.com).

click this link.  you know you wanna...Okay, so if you haven’t checked out Test Comic yet, you should click that link.  What was originally an attempt to make good speech bubbles has become a mind of its own.  I won’t explain anymore, I’ll just ask you to click the image and check it out.  I think it’s pretty funny.  But then again, I find it hilarious when I fart, so to each their own, I guess.

Okay, I’ve spent enough time here; I must go memorize lines.  Go read the comic!  Be ready for joshuabelville.com!  Do other things that are awesome!  Okay bye!